A Wise Man Decided - Personalised Retirement Card
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A Wise Man Decided - Personalised Retirement Card
The Perfect Send-Off Gift for Retirement
Description
Are you searching for a unique and thoughtful retirement gift? Our "The Wise Decision Retirement Card" is your perfect choice! With a cheeky message that reads, "And then the wise man decided — F*ck this shit — and retired!", this card is guaranteed to inject a dose of humour into the retirement festivities. Measuring 14 x 14 cm and crafted from high-quality cardstock, it captures the spirit of stepping away from the grind with a laugh. Whether it’s a direct handover or a surprise mail delivery, this card leaves a memorable mark on any retiree’s special day.
Detailed Features
**Quality Craftsmanship:**
- Made from superior cardstock for durability and a premium feel, sized perfectly at 14 x 14 cm.
**Personalisation Option:**
- Comes with a blank interior allowing for a personalised handwritten message or a pre-printed note tailored to your liking.
Exclusive Benefits
**Hassle-Free Delivery:**
- Opt for direct shipping to the recipient’s address for a delightful and convenient surprise.
**Environmentally Conscious:**
- Encased in eco-friendly packaging to ensure an earth-friendly approach in celebrating this significant milestone.
Ready to make their retirement a bit more special? Tap "Add to Cart" now and give them a retirement gift that brings laughter and joy. Customise your message and opt for direct delivery to make it truly unforgettable. Celebrate this monumental occasion with "The Wise Decision Retirement Card"—because retiring is a big deal!
Choose your magnet set → Select if you’d like a single magnet or a set of 3, 6, or 9.
Upload your photo → Use the upload button on this page to add your picture.
Square photos work best for our 5x5cm magnets.
High-quality images give the sharpest print results.
You can crop, adjust, and preview your photo before confirming.
Add your personalisation → When adding to cart, please leave your text (name, date, or custom message) in the “Notes for Seller” box at checkout.
✨ Your keepsake will be ready in no time — simple, quick, and completely personalised!
🚚 Shipping Information
- UK Shipping: Flat rate of £1.70 via Royal Mail.
- International Shipping: Flat rate of £10.00 for all orders.
- All items are carefully packaged and dispatched promptly to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.
💌 Delivery Times
Delivery times may vary depending on your location. Royal Mail aims to deliver UK orders within a few working days, while international orders may take longer depending on customs and local postal services.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
Because our products are personalised and custom-made, we’re unable to accept returns or refunds unless an item is faulty. If your order arrives damaged or there’s an issue, please get in touch and we’ll make it right.
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Discover more in our FAQ
How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed and dispatched within 2-3 business days. Since our items are personalised, we make sure every detail is correct before shipping.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We ship worldwide using Royal Mail. Delivery times vary depending on your location, but we’ll send you a confirmation once your order is on its way.
How much is shipping?
- UK: Flat rate of £1.70
- International: Flat rate of £10.00
All items are sent via Royal Mail and packaged carefully to ensure they arrive safely.
What is your return policy?
Because our products are personalised and custom-made, we cannot accept returns unless an item is faulty. If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Can I order in bulk?
Yes! Bulk orders are available for magnets — perfect for wedding favours, events, or business promotions. Please contact us directly for more details and pricing.
How do I apply a personalised wine label?
It’s easy!
- Soak the bottle in warm, soapy water to remove the original label.
- Dry the bottle completely.
- Peel and stick your personalised label, smoothing it out from the centre.
What size are your magnets and wine labels?
Our magnets are 2x2 inches (5x5cm) and our wine labels are aprox. 9x12cm. Each product page includes the exact size information.