Happy Retirement Personalised Card - F*ck This Sh*t
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Happy Retirement Personalised Card - F*ck This Sh*t
"A Very Wise Woman Once Said 'F*** This Shit' and Retired" Humorous Retirement Card
Celebrate a bold retirement with a card that speaks volumes about walking away in style. Our "A Very Wise Woman Once Said 'F*** This Shit' and Retired" card is a 5.5 x 5.5-inch delight made from high-quality cardstock, featuring a cheeky star character and a playful design that's perfect for someone with a great sense of humor who's ready to embrace their freedom.
Features of Our Bold Retirement Card
- **Size and Material**: Measures 5.5 x 5.5 inches, crafted from premium cardstock for a crisp and sturdy feel.
- **Design**: Features a humorous quote and a joyful star character, reflecting a light-hearted approach to retirement.
- **Personalisation**: Includes space inside for a custom message, letting you add a personal congratulatory note.
- **Eco-Friendly**: Made using environmentally friendly practices and materials.
Benefits of the "A Very Wise Woman Once Said 'F*** This Shit' and Retired" Card
- **Laugh-Out-Loud Humour**: Perfect for sending off someone with a laugh, making their transition to retirement even more memorable.
- **Customisable**: Personalise with your own witty or heartfelt message to complement the card's bold statement.
- **Direct Shipping Option**: Conveniently send the card directly to the retiree, making it a surprise that underscores their new life chapter.
- **Ideal for Any Retiree**: Especially fitting for those who appreciate humor and aren't afraid to make a statement.
Send a Bold and Humorous Farewell!
Mark the occasion of retirement with a card that's as fearless and straightforward as the retiree. Personalise your "A Very Wise Woman Once Said 'F*** This Shit' and Retired" card today, and celebrate their new beginning with a touch of irreverent fun. Click here to customize and send your card now!
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🚚 Shipping Information
- UK Shipping: Flat rate of £1.70 via Royal Mail.
- International Shipping: Flat rate of £10.00 for all orders.
- All items are carefully packaged and dispatched promptly to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.
💌 Delivery Times
Delivery times may vary depending on your location. Royal Mail aims to deliver UK orders within a few working days, while international orders may take longer depending on customs and local postal services.
🔄 Returns & Refunds
Because our products are personalised and custom-made, we’re unable to accept returns or refunds unless an item is faulty. If your order arrives damaged or there’s an issue, please get in touch and we’ll make it right.
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Discover more in our FAQ
How long does it take to process an order?
Most orders are processed and dispatched within 2-3 business days. Since our items are personalised, we make sure every detail is correct before shipping.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! We ship worldwide using Royal Mail. Delivery times vary depending on your location, but we’ll send you a confirmation once your order is on its way.
How much is shipping?
- UK: Flat rate of £1.70
- International: Flat rate of £10.00
All items are sent via Royal Mail and packaged carefully to ensure they arrive safely.
What is your return policy?
Because our products are personalised and custom-made, we cannot accept returns unless an item is faulty. If there’s an issue with your order, please contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Can I order in bulk?
Yes! Bulk orders are available for magnets — perfect for wedding favours, events, or business promotions. Please contact us directly for more details and pricing.
How do I apply a personalised wine label?
It’s easy!
- Soak the bottle in warm, soapy water to remove the original label.
- Dry the bottle completely.
- Peel and stick your personalised label, smoothing it out from the centre.
What size are your magnets and wine labels?
Our magnets are 2x2 inches (5x5cm) and our wine labels are aprox. 9x12cm. Each product page includes the exact size information.